Noisy Food Menu

*Noisy Food Cruise is a feature film script I wrote in 2013.


Wheat Grass Shot

Rosemary Egg Nog, Brandy, Cayanne Powdered Sugar Shooter

Hawaiian Kava 

Siberian Ginseng, Tumeric Elixer

Sarsaparilla, Sassafras, Wild Cherry, Wintergreen, Juniper, Ginger, Gin Shot

Bubblegum Basil Tea, Coconut Rum, Tapioca Pearls


Hors D'oeuvre

Sea Urchin Roe, Toasted Pumpernickle, Red Bell Pepper Black Olive, Canape

Aligator Kebabs, Clementine, Carolina Reaper peppers, Cilantro, Grapeseed Oil Marinate

Ginger Grape Shaved Ice Gazpacho, Cucumber, Garlic, Serano Peppers

Chilean Sea Bass Ceviche, Lemon, Chives, Waterchest Nut, Poblano Peppers



Baby Dandelion Salad, Oyster Mushrooms, Watermelon Radish, Macadamia Nuts 

Mustard Greens, Nasturtiums, Black Walnut, Roquefort Cheese, Honey Sherry Vinegarette 

Celeriac Root, Red Carrot, Red Beet, Sunflower Seed Sprouts, Pickles, Remoulade

Stuffed Heirloom Tomato, Shallot, Kalamata Olive, Burata Cheese, Basil, EVO Olive Oil


Main Course

Baked Lobster, Blackened Corn, Tomato, Pepper, Foccacia Breadcrumb Stuffing

Roast Pheasant, Blood Orange, Black Rice, White Asparagus

Snapper Quiche, Pepper, Garlic Chives, Guada, Lime, Articoke, Basil Aioli

Leg of Ostrich, Minced  Jerusalem Artichokes, Black Pepper Sauce

Grilled Bison Tournedos, Anejo Tequilla marinate, Polenta, Cactus, Diable Sauce

Mint Chocolate Mole Braised Rabbit Rarebit Roast Rhubarb

Beef Wellington Duxelles Kohlrabi Towers Mojo Sauce



Ice Cream Banana Flambee

Chervil Herb Souffle

Chocolate Covered Soft Pretzels

Ginger Cayanne Creme Broulee

Black Cherry Lilikoi Compote Sorbet



Coffee, Hot Toddy, Hot Chocolate

Nettle Tea, Spearment, Bubblegum Basil




Special Mouthwash 

Noisy Food Cruise

A neurotic, feature film about an avant-garde restaurant built on a private cruise ship that travels the world feeding the rich the most amazing food until the pirates find out about it.